There is no rich people recession.

I'm am so sick of all these poor people talking about how the economy is failing. Even the fake rich people are starting to get scared.

"Oh no! I lost my 1 million dollar savings account, now I'm poor!"

You were never rich in the first place you bum!
How do I know?
Because last week you still couldn't spend 400$ on a t-shirt.
Even when you had that million dollar back account!


400$ is nothing for a t-shirt. Its like buying a piece of gum at the checkout counter.
The middle class is getting so big that they think they can call themselves rich now.
It makes me want to puke. I don't want someone with such a low pay scale hanging out at my table.

So I say to all the rich people out there. Lets party like its 2099. Lets make all those poor suckers out there cry like it no tomorrow. Get rich or die trying fools!
Come visit my store on CafePress!

Get Ready to Cry.

An actual rich person tried to buy the shirt! He gets on the website! So stop pouting and sending me e-mails saying you bought the shirt and didn't get your pic posted. Can't you get it right?!


Some fancy biologist. Next time unzip the jacket so we can see the shirt buddy!
Go cry in your one bedroom townhomes you losers! You want me to find out if your rich?
You know what to do!

You smell like the poor.

What did I tell you poor people? Try and buy my shirt and I won't post you on the website. I had freaking poor as people spending their hard earned money to buy my shirt. And your not getting on the site fools!! Your poor, I can smell it on you like shit on Captain Toilet.

So let me make this clear.

If you are rich and buy the shirt, I'll post you on here. So EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR RICH. Now if your poor and buy the shirt, you just wasted your money! I'm not posting fake rich people on here dork face. Fake rich people. AKA the poor.

I have some other stuff to rant about later. Peace out cheapos.