There is no rich people recession.

I'm am so sick of all these poor people talking about how the economy is failing. Even the fake rich people are starting to get scared.

"Oh no! I lost my 1 million dollar savings account, now I'm poor!"

You were never rich in the first place you bum!
How do I know?
Because last week you still couldn't spend 400$ on a t-shirt.
Even when you had that million dollar back account!


400$ is nothing for a t-shirt. Its like buying a piece of gum at the checkout counter.
The middle class is getting so big that they think they can call themselves rich now.
It makes me want to puke. I don't want someone with such a low pay scale hanging out at my table.

So I say to all the rich people out there. Lets party like its 2099. Lets make all those poor suckers out there cry like it no tomorrow. Get rich or die trying fools!
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